GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Beverage from the Uncharted Reaches of space has become the most popular craze on Earth! But is it safe? This delicious concoction, made from alien fruits and unfamiliar plants, has caused quite a stir. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this mystifying juice. Many believe it grants superhuman stre